Food And Nutrition Mugs

'What about Trans Fats?!'

'Pick your own 'Free Range' genetically modified produce'

"C'mon, a few veggies won't kale you."

"How come only in America do you see "poor" fat people?"

'I sent out for everything.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Counting ribs

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Any time is cake o'clock

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"States of tofu"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

Ice Cream Surgeon

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe