Follicular Fun Gifts

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"Be creative...!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Not you. Your hair.

Hardy Annuals

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

"I'll race you to the top."

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

Toupee in a tin.

Boss joining Paint Ball Game

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

"Oi!"

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

'Fancy a night on the tiles, Ivy?'

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

'I guess you could say the church garden is God's bling.'

"Just take a little off the top!"

'Are you tiptoeing through the tulips again, Iggy?'

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

'Savings on Merchandise'

"Yeah, but I hear they're even uglier without the hair."

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

"That's not true sir, we don't try and soak the rich - we try and soak everybody."

'Toupee !!'

'How would you like your hair Sir? Up? Down? Flying around looping the loop or defying the ground?'

The Fiddler crab.