Folk T-Shirts

Ed Sheeran.

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Gustav Holst

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"The times – They have a changed."

Art Garfunkel.

I love Harmonica

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

Jerry Garcia, RIP

Neil Young

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

The return of Miss Subways

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

Spinning violinist

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

'Folk Art of Midtown'

Davy Crocat

'If you think you can sit around here and doodle all the day... uh, never mind.'

Cowpunk

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."