Folk T-Shirts

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Gustav Holst

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

I love Harmonica

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

"The times – They have a changed."

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

The return of Miss Subways

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

'If you think you can sit around here and doodle all the day... uh, never mind.'

Spinning violinist

Cowpunk

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

'Folk Art of Midtown'

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

Davy Crocat

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'