Folk Dancer T-Shirts

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

Cossack dancers

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Folk Wedding

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"The times – They have a changed."

Art Garfunkel.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"Do you mind?"

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

The return of Miss Subways

Scot country dancing,

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

Spinning violinist

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

Leos Janacek

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

"I'm glad you checked with me, but yes, I think it's safe for you to do the 'Hokey-Pokey.'"

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

'no, they're not playing our song - they're playing your song.'

Hurdy gurdy

The Terror Of Folkenstein

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

'This next song is about burning bridges, and how now, I wish I hadn't.'

'Ladies and Gentlemen. If there is a philanthropist in the audience who would like to endow our theater, would he or she please advise one of the ushers.'