Folk Dancer Prints

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Cossack dancers

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Folk Wedding

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"The times – They have a changed."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Scot country dancing,

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

The return of Miss Subways

"Do you mind?"

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

Leos Janacek

Spinning violinist

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

Hurdy gurdy

'no, they're not playing our song - they're playing your song.'

The Terror Of Folkenstein

'This next song is about burning bridges, and how now, I wish I hadn't.'

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

'Ladies and Gentlemen. If there is a philanthropist in the audience who would like to endow our theater, would he or she please advise one of the ushers.'

World's Most Boring Folk Singer"Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer."