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"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Cossack dancers

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Folk Wedding

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Gustav Holst

I love Harmonica

Art Garfunkel.

Jerry Garcia, RIP

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Neil Young

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"The times – They have a changed."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

The return of Miss Subways

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

Scot country dancing,

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

Bayonne Festival

'Folk Art of Midtown'

Spinning violinist

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

Cowpunk

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

'If you think you can sit around here and doodle all the day... uh, never mind.'