Folk Culture Gifts

A dreary maypole

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Vlad the Inhaler

A vampire in a canoe.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

A sure sign of rain

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'