Folk Culture Gifts

A dreary maypole

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Vlad the Inhaler

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

A vampire in a canoe.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Bigfoot"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

A sure sign of rain

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.