Foil Royalty Pillows

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

The Perfect Foil

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

House plants

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

Another day at the realm.

We have control of you brain.

'I see you've learned about your upcoming promotion.'

'Books that stayed books.'

"Our property taxes went up agian."

"Thank you, sir."

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

"Peter went in last Sunday to prune...but I haven't seen him since"

'I need a new motto, with 140 characters.'

'Chelsea Flower Show.'

Fencing class 2nd floor.

"Where the conspiracy theories of the right overlap the conspiracy theories of the left, you'll find Richard."

"The Finance Minister said it was okay."

'Your father thinks the next investment grade metal will be aluminium so he's collecting foil.'

"There's no way that foil is regulation!"

Using Fencing Foil to change TV channels.

"Feh! Now this is a real princess!"

"You're really enjoying you new principal status, aren't you?"

Prince Charles' Windfarm

"No, that's for you. The government is not tracking your tin foil hat order."