Foil Royalty Mugs

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

The Perfect Foil

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

The Royal Wii.

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

House plants

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

We have control of you brain.

Another day at the realm.

'I see you've learned about your upcoming promotion.'

'Books that stayed books.'

"Our property taxes went up agian."

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

"Thank you, sir."

"Peter went in last Sunday to prune...but I haven't seen him since"

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

'I need a new motto, with 140 characters.'

'Chelsea Flower Show.'

Fencing class 2nd floor.

"Where the conspiracy theories of the right overlap the conspiracy theories of the left, you'll find Richard."

"The Finance Minister said it was okay."

'Your father thinks the next investment grade metal will be aluminium so he's collecting foil.'

After a lifetime of shaking Christmas gifts, Katie became an inevitable airport security officer.

So you woke up in a cage, missing a body part, surrounded by an "invisible fence," with a tracking chip planted under your skin

"There's no way that foil is regulation!"

Autumnal Comb-Over.

Using Fencing Foil to change TV channels.

"Feh! Now this is a real princess!"

"No, that's for you. The government is not tracking your tin foil hat order."

"You're really enjoying you new principal status, aren't you?"