Foe Pillows

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Salaries Manager. No.'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"Comparing our salaries with the workers' salaries makes me cry...with laughter!"

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Who's your daddy corporation?"

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

'I'm putting you in charge of past due accounts.'

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

Wall Street In Jail

"John's our CFO: Creative Financial Officer."

I don't remember your name... but your salary is familiar.

Number 2 in a series of unlikely events: "There's more money in the budget than we know what to do with so you don't need to ask me every time you just need to spend a few hundred quid."

"Look, forget about all the formulas. Basically you want to increase your income, and decrease your paper trail."

'To reduce the deficit and stimulate the economy, there are two basic options...'

'Even our phony subsidiary had a lousy quarter.'

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'