Focusing On Early Education Pillows

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"They grow up so fast."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Baby Piano

Interior design trends for parents....

Pool attached to child's bed.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Today we learned to count to one.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

Gracie's baby toys.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

A Preschool of Fish

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

First Word

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Early Learning Today

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"He talks the talk."

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.