Early Education Pillows

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'I have kindergarten burnout!'

"Charles — we missed you at playgroup."

If I knew how to read this, it would probably make me gag...

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

Early Learning Centre

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

Gracie's baby toys.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"I'm sorry, but Woolfsey Academy expects a basic level of preparation from its candidates. Mistaking vermilion for scarlet? I don't think so.".

"This is your portfolio. Fill it."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"They grow up so fast."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Baby Piano

Pool attached to child's bed.

Interior design trends for parents....

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Today we learned to count to one.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

A Preschool of Fish

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'