Early Education Pillows

'So what's new?' 'Everything.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'I have kindergarten burnout!'

(Preschool for Dummies)

"Charles — we missed you at playgroup."

If I knew how to read this, it would probably make me gag...

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

Early Learning Centre

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

Gracie's baby toys.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"I'm sorry, but Woolfsey Academy expects a basic level of preparation from its candidates. Mistaking vermilion for scarlet? I don't think so.".

"This is your portfolio. Fill it."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"They grow up so fast."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Baby Piano

Interior design trends for parents....

Pool attached to child's bed.

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Today we learned to count to one.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

A Preschool of Fish

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"