Focusing On Early Education Mugs

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"They grow up so fast."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Baby Piano

Interior design trends for parents....

Pool attached to child's bed.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Today we learned to count to one.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Gracie's baby toys.

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

A Preschool of Fish

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

First Word

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Early Learning Today

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"He talks the talk."

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.