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"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Prize vegetables.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

I love bathtime.

Pinata Zombies

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

"How are your latte art classes going?"

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

Memory Foam Mattress.

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

Everybody is having a great time! I'm more than just the party host --- I'm the master of my fete!

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

Bath tube with human feet.

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"You must be the new barmaid."

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

"Didn't you guys do anything special for Hispanic Heritage month?"

Cinco de Mayo notwithstanding, drinking from the toilet was still prohibited in the Ramirez house.

'You remembered to bake it BEFORE the stripper got in, right?'

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

A thanksgiving dinner in a boxing ring

"I know you were just on the bed. The memory foam mattress remembers."

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

"It's all fun and games until El Piñata strikes back."

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

Margarita