Flying Fish Enthusiast T-Shirts

Anglers Convention: flying fish heat.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Horror movies

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Fly Fishing

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Surf Casting

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Fishing with God

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish snorkling above water.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

A Preschool of Fish

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Kids with Fish Balloons

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Touché"

The Da Vinci Cod

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'