Fish-loving Flyer T-Shirts

'Fly me straight over the bears, James...'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Horror movies

Fly Fishing

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Fish snorkling above water.

The Da Vinci Cod

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

A Preschool of Fish

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

Cat eats date.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Guess who netted it.'