Flying Disaster Enthusiast Pillows

'There's a stroke of luck! That's our luggage!'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Natural Disasters

Birds Following Witch.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Volcanic ash...

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Basic economy

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

Nut Bomber

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

Flight Simulator,"It was great until they came round with the in-flilght meal."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

News: Flash Floods

Next stop: moon!

'Well, we just became unspectacular.'