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Air Billiards

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

Cake

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

OOPS!

Cake Writer's Block

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

"You don't need English on every shot."

Hands off!

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

"You won't be needing that book, young lady!"

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

The Dread Arrows

Happy little clouds

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

The Amazing Bill would often get himself arrested out of sheer boredom.

"Is this the e-cig room?

If you're really listening to the control tower, why are you playing air drums?

Violin Pipe

'I saw your smoke signal.'

Paper Airplane