Flying Ace Fan Mugs

The Red Baron meets his match.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Under pressure.

Turkish Democracy

"Recalculating route..."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

A Little Extra

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'Food fight!'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Homing pigeons in therapy.

Helicopter

Basic economy

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'How long did you try before calling?'

'He has really taken to the training.'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

Nut Bomber

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

"That's what I thought at first, too, but it turns out you have a case of bird flu!"

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn