Flying Ace Fan Mugs

The Red Baron meets his match.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Under pressure.

"Recalculating route..."

Turkish Democracy

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Food fight!'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'He has really taken to the training.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Basic economy

Helicopter

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

Nut Bomber

"That's what I thought at first, too, but it turns out you have a case of bird flu!"

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn