Fly Tyer Extraordinaire Prints

The Game Man: And Trying Imitations which look nothing like the real ones.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Fly Fishing

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

You Know You're Old When...

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'How are they biting?'

Born to play ball.

'Any chance your fly will hit the water in the next fifteen minutes? I'm getting dizzy!'

'What an AMAZING display!'

Overworked

"That's the part of hands-free technology that creeps me out... on-hold music karaoke."

Office worker with baby in drawer.

Oldies.

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'Talk about being squeezed in between appointments.'

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

'Uh-oh, Ben, reminber that guy you told to 'Get rid of that coffee grinder and learn how to fly fish?' Well...'

'His is a working breed.'

Land on it ... Land on it ...

"As receptionist, you'll be answering the phone, greeting customers and doing whatever else they dump on you."

"April Fool's on her!"

'There's nothing as relaxing as fly fishing.'

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

'How come your venus fly trap isn't catching those flies?'

Early multitasking - caveman.

Fishing - with flies

'Oh, sorry Dad!'

Candles: Mom burning at both ends.