Fly Expert Prints

'What an AMAZING display!'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Velvet Mesquite

Pull the udder one

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Emotional Support Pest

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'Food fight!'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

A consumer guide to cheese.

The Joshua Tree

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Basic economy

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'How was your luck, dear?'

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'Did they find the black box?'

'Do you know why everyone likes spring flowering Narcissus?'

Ocotillo

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

Flight School.