Fly Expert Prints

'What an AMAZING display!'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Pull the udder one

The Velvet Mesquite

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Emotional Support Pest

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'Food fight!'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

A consumer guide to cheese.

'How long did you try before calling?'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Basic economy

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

The Joshua Tree

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'How was your luck, dear?'

'Did they find the black box?'

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'Do you know why everyone likes spring flowering Narcissus?'

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

Waiter, why are there TWO flies in my soup? The second fly is the first fly's attorney.

Flight School.

"If we didn't fly, would we just be called 'butter'?"

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

'If this is a fly-on-the-wall documentary, I'd be more interested in the fly's next chapter'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'Did you see a ball come this way?'