Fly Tyer Extraordinaire Pillows

The Game Man: And Trying Imitations which look nothing like the real ones.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Fly Fishing

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

You Know You're Old When...

'How are they biting?'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Born to play ball.

'Any chance your fly will hit the water in the next fifteen minutes? I'm getting dizzy!'

'What an AMAZING display!'

'Talk about being squeezed in between appointments.'

Overworked

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Oldies.

Office worker with baby in drawer.

"That's the part of hands-free technology that creeps me out... on-hold music karaoke."

'Uh-oh, Ben, reminber that guy you told to 'Get rid of that coffee grinder and learn how to fly fish?' Well...'

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

'His is a working breed.'

"As receptionist, you'll be answering the phone, greeting customers and doing whatever else they dump on you."

"April Fool's on her!"

'How come your venus fly trap isn't catching those flies?'

'There's nothing as relaxing as fly fishing.'

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

Fishing - with flies

Early multitasking - caveman.

'Oh, sorry Dad!'

Candles: Mom burning at both ends.