Flower Show Fanatic Pillows

Thanks for the lift to the flower show. I support your volunteer efforts. They're lucky to have someone with your gardening experience. Hardly! Information. The ladies room is to the left, funnel cakes to the right.

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Social distancing

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Bee flying to another flower.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Labor Day Flowers

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Dog in Daisys

Botany Baby!

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Cats and gardens.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Bees SOS

Hardy Annuals

'In Love'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

The wife whisperer.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Valentine Day

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

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