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Hmmingbirds.

Sun Flower.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Get out of my face!"

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'You know you're 40 when...'(women)

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

"Who's next?"

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

This could be interesting...

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Square root of chicken is egg.

Nigel finds the Higgs boson.

Note to self: feathers.

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

'Happy Xmas!'