Flower Flirt Gifts

Flower pick-up lines.

So Close..

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Frog flirting.

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Mad about Roses!

"I wanna be your lapdog."

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

"You must have a green thumb."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!