Flower Flirt Prints

Flower pick-up lines.

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Frog flirting.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

"I wanna be your lapdog."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Mad about Roses!

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

"You must have a green thumb."

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.