Flow Chart Funster Gifts

Pecking order.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

British savings accounts

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

When Engineers Crack.

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"That one shows our office cliques."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"I might just get a pie."

What happens when the bears are running the market.

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

'In order to fund your deferred compensation, we won't be paying you any salary.'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

How Many It Takes

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"Dad, the dean has gone over your financial statement, and he doesn't think you're working up to your full potential."

'You are here.'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'Looks like your recovery has been slowed by a diet rich in Greece, followed by a bout of gas problems. Continue to take your QE and call me next quarter.'

'Who's that pathetic little one down there?'

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change