Flour Artist T-Shirts

Baking Bread

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"How are we on bread?"

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

I bake my own bread

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"You're welcome. Glad you like them."

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.'

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

"Lily, Rose, this is Violet."

Cooking.

Mum's baking is best!

Hurdy gurdy

Bread Stall

'With Zen and judo and flower arranging, how do you find time to manufacture semiconductors?'

'My wife and I had a big fight last night.'

'Hello, is that Gardeners' Question Time?'

Phlox

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

Flower Trumpet

Self-Raising Flour

"They say 'April showers bring May flowers'. . . I just hope those flowers come with a life jacket!"

Cold Beer ---fresh flowers for sale, think of your wife for a change.

Vegan