Flour Artist Pillows

Baking Bread

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"How are we on bread?"

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

I bake my own bread

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.'

"You're welcome. Glad you like them."

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

Cooking.

"Lily, Rose, this is Violet."

Mum's baking is best!

Hurdy gurdy

Bread Stall

'With Zen and judo and flower arranging, how do you find time to manufacture semiconductors?'

'My wife and I had a big fight last night.'

'Hello, is that Gardeners' Question Time?'

Phlox

"They say 'April showers bring May flowers'. . . I just hope those flowers come with a life jacket!"

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

Flower Trumpet

Self-Raising Flour

Cold Beer ---fresh flowers for sale, think of your wife for a change.

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