Floss Fibber Pillows

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"That explains all the cavities."

Sandy Floss

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

Spinning Wheel

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

"If you want fiber, madame, I suggest you eat the menu."

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

Adventures in Flossing

'It took me 7 hours to get him into the boat. Actually, it's fake, and it took me 10 minutes to buy it off the Internet.'

Dentist's office.

"The D's stand for 'dandy,' Mom, and the C means 'copacetic.'"

"I hate to admit it. I'm taking bran and I'm feeling better."