Floss Fibber Pillows

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"That explains all the cavities."

Sandy Floss

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

Spinning Wheel

'This is the biggest belly button in the world.'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

Museum of Natural History. Blumenkraft's theory is that the little arms were for flossing.

"If you want fiber, madame, I suggest you eat the menu."

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

Adventures in Flossing

Geppetto taught Pinocchio the value of dental hygiene --- Although flossing continued to be a challenge.

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

'It took me 7 hours to get him into the boat. Actually, it's fake, and it took me 10 minutes to buy it off the Internet.'

Dentist's office.

"I hate to admit it. I'm taking bran and I'm feeling better."

Hippo Floss

To emphasize the importance of flossing, Dr. Nerg would astound his patients by walking across a line of floss.