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'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Social distancing

Doing the borders.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Dog in Daisys

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"They're so like us."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Labor Day Flowers

Botany Baby!

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Eat me"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

The Garden

Gardening#2

'In Love'

The wife whisperer.

Valentine Day

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Romance

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'