Flop Master Mugs

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Mr Metrosexual.

Shoes Make The Man

The Perfect Cannonball

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

'I play it to kill time.'

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

Skiing Accidents.

Yoga in Heaven

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

Cleaner and sculpture

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

"A wet winter. but we're making the best of it."

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

Lost a sandal?

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

"I draw the line at Flip-Flop share."

Olde Time Dance Society

"I hope you know that by sending me to bed I'm out of the zone now! What's Spanish for big, fat loophole?"

"It's all right for you, my job sucks."

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

High board diver divining for the water.

The Beat