Flop Master Mugs

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Michael Jackson.

Mr Metrosexual.

Shoes Make The Man

The Perfect Cannonball

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

Yoga in Heaven

Skiing Accidents.

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

'I play it to kill time.'

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

"I draw the line at Flip-Flop share."

Cleaner and sculpture

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

"A wet winter. but we're making the best of it."

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

Lost a sandal?

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.

The apocalypse everyone has feared is finally here. Hi, I'm Theron Heir. I write Rudy Park. That's it? A scrawny guy in flip-flops and bermuda shorts, wearing a man-purse? Don't provoke him. Anything can be in that man-purse. I would think the apocalypse would be taller.

Olde Time Dance Society

"I hope you know that by sending me to bed I'm out of the zone now! What's Spanish for big, fat loophole?"

"It's all right for you, my job sucks."

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

High board diver divining for the water.