Flooded City Dreamer Gifts

"Well that's a bit bloody inconvenient!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Serenading

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Converted Parking Garage

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

Eric Adams Caricature

twist building

Entering New York City - Check it out

"Crap. I overslept."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

Real Estate Depression

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

"Falling leaves. That's what I miss most of all."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

Immigrating to the City

"We've decided to add forty floors."

Urban Compost Heap.

View of the sea - 'One day son, all this will be houses.'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

'We lost funding.'

"Too busy."

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

Heavenly Ships

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York