Flood Historian Prints

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Climate Change Contingency House

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

Captain Ahab receives a Dick pic

"We've been floating aimlessly for months!"

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'No, the word I used was 'unthinkable'...'

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."