Flood Mythologist Prints

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'...and this is the water garden...'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Noah's lesser known brother.

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

Climate Change Contingency House

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

'Well why did you put the cats next to the mice?'

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."