Flood Mythologist Pillows

"We've been floating aimlessly for months!"

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'...and this is the water garden...'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Noah's lesser known brother.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Climate Change Contingency House

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

'Well why did you put the cats next to the mice?'

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

The mysteries of Noah's ark.