Flock Admirer Gifts

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"She's just being Koi."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

My horse for a kingdom.

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

'I love all of your brothers and sisters, but you're my favorite.'

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

The Mythical Unicorn.