Floaty Thinker Pillows

'You can't just float through life, and never deal with the issues.'

The Map of the human brain

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"Am I sensing fear?"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Dreams I have had...

Large print e-book.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

The lesser of two evils.

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"People were steal his ideas"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.