Floating Cattle Fan Mugs

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Yoyo sheep

En garde!

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

A cow on a drip.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

A cow with a Brazilian.

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'