Floating Cattle Fan Pillows

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Raptures

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Yoyo sheep

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

En garde!

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

A cow with a Brazilian.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

A cow on a drip.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'