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"Floatie Suck why you teath me?"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Bring your own inflatable.

"I love you, you big fool."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Pirates

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Landlubbers ONLY!

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

Floating

"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

"Just relax and hold still."

Ultimately, Wyatt's curiosity got the better of him.

'Ha! Fake out!'

The First Swim Ring

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

'She certainly was a good ship.'

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

"What's one sixth of three quarters?" "It's so small why bother?"