Floatation Device Fan T-Shirts

"Floatie Suck why you teath me?"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Bring your own inflatable.

"I love you, you big fool."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Pirates

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Landlubbers ONLY!

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

Floating

We flushed your arteries, checked your fluids, and topped off your AB positive, but look at this kidney - When's the last time you had it replaced?

No caption (Two children sit on floaties in a swimming pool. One of the floaties is shaped like a dragon. A mother and a father look on. The father is wearing a Viking horned helmet).

"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

"Just relax and hold still."

Ultimately, Wyatt's curiosity got the better of him.

'Ha! Fake out!'

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

The First Swim Ring

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

'She certainly was a good ship.'

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!