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'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Wanna do lunch?"

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

'Fill 'er up!'

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"You're all arms Rodney."

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

"You've got a green light - use it!"

"Well, hellooo gorgeous! Did you hear the humans named a position after us?"

"May I eat at the bar ... read your paper, text friends and hit on you?"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'Your intoxication beauty has made me forget my problems, my inhibitions, my wallet. Would you mind paying for the check?'

'It goes with your eyes.'

'Wow, how tall are you?. . . Let's talk about the eight inches.'

"Dude...Smiley wants to meet me for a burger...maybe it means she's hungry."

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

'Keep in mind I'm beautiful on the inside.'

"Suddenly you're keen to join the tennis club."

' Buy a lady a gallon of unleaded...? '

"Wanna stop at my place and recharge your laptop after school?"

"Why don't you come inside and let me give you a nightcap."

'I love the smell of your leather dress. It smells like a new car.'

"I always knew you had the hots for me."