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Flying School.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

TSA Noah

The World's Easiest Airport

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

The Scanner Of Love.

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

Disinformation booth.

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Limerick Airport

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"It's my helper trout!"

Two airplanes

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Airport Bored Rooms

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

Rubbish Carousel

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."