Flexible Learning Advocate Pillows

"One nice thing about home schooling is you never get a teacher you don't like."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

Gymnast tangled up.

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

The Internal Economy of Dotheboys Hall

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

Ballerina

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

The Acrobat/Musician

"We're home-enlightening him."

"We're very pleased with the flexible employee programme."

'A car crash? No Doc... advanced pilates!'

"On the one hand your flexibility is good for the company. On the other hand the chiropractors' bills are not."

"It's a textbook case- depending on which state your textbooks are from."

Very Advanced Yoga

Yoga Lessons

"Could you keep still?"