Flexible Learning Advocate Pillows

"One nice thing about home schooling is you never get a teacher you don't like."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

Gymnast tangled up.

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

The Internal Economy of Dotheboys Hall

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

"We're home-enlightening him."

The Acrobat/Musician

Ballerina

'Show off!'

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

"We're very pleased with the flexible employee programme."

"It's a textbook case- depending on which state your textbooks are from."

"On the one hand your flexibility is good for the company. On the other hand the chiropractors' bills are not."

'A car crash? No Doc... advanced pilates!'

"Could you keep still?"

Very Advanced Yoga

College Finance Education