Flavor Matchmaker Gifts

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Bad for you but to die for

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Needs salt!'

Too much cilantro

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

I love Cannelloni

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Tzatzikicicle

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Cheese Pile

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'