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'I would kill for a truffle.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Needs salt!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Too much cilantro

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

I love Cannelloni

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Coffee Menu

Tzatzikicicle

'Whatever he's eating.'

Cheese Pile

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Habanero ..."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'