Flavor Flounder Pillows

'I would kill for a truffle.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Needs salt!'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Too much cilantro

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

I love Cannelloni

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Coffee Menu

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Tzatzikicicle

Cheese Pile

'Whatever he's eating.'

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"Habanero ..."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."