Flavor Aficionado Mugs

"Compliments? Well, someone said the salt and pepper tastes nice."

"What? No Vanilla?"

"I don't need the key. I'm choco-literate."

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.'

'And a hint of oak.'

"When we say Trendy Vineyards Merlot goes with everything, we mean everything - including the bottle it comes in."

"The doctor says I should go on a bland diet. There's no bland in this house!"

"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Needs salt!'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Harsh Mellows.

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Men's fragrances...

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.