Flatulence Aficionados Pillows

Leave it to Boomer

"That new drug causes flatulence."

Inflatable Duck Boat

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

The Fart Side

Inflatable car

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

Balloons vs. Rockets

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

'You have Drattus Flatulence, or what we commonly call 'Darn Tootin'!'

Pardon Me

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

After having had beans at the last motorway cafe...The lorry driver hadn't realized gasses had built up in his cab.

It's a wind farm.

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

"I think that new dog food gives him gas!"

Caution! Big Butt Ahead and I Just Ate Beans!

"No beans for you, you're on a fart free diet."

The New Inflatable Doohickey!

"Forgive me, Father ... I forgot to take my Beano."

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

'I'm sorry, but I only dance with podiatrists.'

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

'Hello? 911! Come quick! My husband is having a fart attack!'

'I'm pretty sure I never said I wanted a 'Bouncy' castle.'

The International Guffing Championships were poised on a knife edge. Farty Old Grandad was beating Farty Old Dog by a single 'Eggy Special'

'The way the light from your cell reflects on your face is very romantic.'