Flattery Fan Mugs

An old lady complementing a curate on his speaking skills

A Macaroni in 1772

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Remarkably Richmond

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

Homophone Encounter

'I can't bear to be without you.'

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

A complimentary biscuit

"She said don't forget the straw."

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

'This is me at my most masculine.'

Valentine man in underpants.

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

Ginger was born to dance.

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

'No, I don't like dancing.'

'...I love it when you talk dirty!'

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'

"Your Honor, has anyone ever told you what a wry, sensuous mouth you have?"

Man flattered into buying by a frenchwoman

'What a beautiful baby.'